Thursday, May 25, 2006

Let's Get This Shit Started!

I have no idea. I guess we'll see what happens. I imagine this space will feature a lot of material making fun of me. But perhaps there'll be some other stuff, too: politics, comedy, criticism of media, sports, maybe some Jew stuff, or whatever else comes up. Stay tuned. But not too closely tuned. You dont want to be one of those maniacally obsessive freaks who spends all his free time monitoring blogs, right?

Aright, let's get this started with a letter I sent yesterday to the Republican National Committee. Why should anyone be interested in that? I have no idea. But here it is:

Dear Republicans,

Are you guys out of your minds?! The William Jefferson story is a gift! In the midst of Democratic harping on Republican corruption, a prominent Democratic Congressman seems to have been involved in a disgusting bribery scheme. AND YOU ARE BLOWING IT!!!

How do you think it plays in public when Congressmen - including the Republican leadership (!) - claim that their offices, unlike the offices of every other person in America, are immune from a court-ordered search warrant?

I'll tell you how it plays, you braindead ninnies. It implies two things: 1) America's elected officials believe that, unlike other Americans, they alone are beyond the law. 2) Members of Congress must routinely use their tax-payer financed offices as bases for criminal activity; why else would they be so doggedly defending a man who appears to be throughly corrupt?

If you guys can't get these things through your thick heads, you deserve to lose the '06 elections. (And, for the record, I am, by and large, a supporter of Republican control of Congress and the Executive branch). Wake up, you dufuses, before the electorate realizes that you are (about) as out-of-touch with the average American as are the histrionic liberals with whom you now stupidly side.

Yours sincerely,



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